If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.
It’s $69.99. (lol)
My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.
how about speedcore
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.
Basics that everyone should know. Learn them.
I am big into self defense, and while this is effective in the right scenario, different circumstances can cause problems. The best way to defend yourself is to be able to adapt to a variety of situations. The best advice is to focus on specific target areas and types of hits. The best target areas on a guy would be the balls (obviously), the throat, and the kidneys. A lot of people say to go for the face, but I’ve been hit in the face and in most cases with high adrenaline (like a fight or rape) it’s easy to recover from, and if you hit someone in the face, you can injure yourself more than them. If you hit someone straight in the chin, it’s the equivalent of hitting a steel horseshoe because of the curve. Hitting someone in the throat will do less damage to your hands (meaning you can hit more) and can cause more pain than the face. If you make a quick jab to the center of the windpipe you can deliver a lot of pain and it can permanently damage their windpipe if you hit hard enough. I recommend throat and balls over any other target simply because of the amount of pain you can cause with a smallish amount of force. I also don’t recommend kicking because your attacker can easily knock you down while you have a foot in the air, and once you’re on the ground it’s much harder to defend yourself. If I were ever raped, I would comply, then the first chance I got I would literally tear the guy’s balls off of his body. I mean like grab, squeeze and snatch. Hard. Like gone. No guy will get up from that. Trust me. Getting flicked in the ball hurts, if someone tore it off you aren’t getting up. I hope this helps someone one day, I doubt anyone will read it, but I felt like I should at least try to help.
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
I’ve had to remind relatively intelligent teenagers about consent. One kept pressuring this girl who was wasted at a party, so I walked up, put my hand on his shoulder and said, “No means no” so he bowed up to me (he was 2 years younger and ~70 lbs lighter than me) and pushed me and said, “fuck you man!” I just stared him down, not wanting to start a fight in the middle of a dance floor, and he kinda ran away.